 HELLO ALL MY SWEETIE MUFFINS AND CHOCOLATES!! I am back!
Don't cry for me, readers, the truth is I never left you.
Anyways Lots of News!! Not really!!
In other news:
Who is the pirate on my chatterbox? It isn't me, you can even check.
I will give a $1 award to anyone who can tell me who pirate is.
SPRING BREAK WENT WAY TOO FAST!! Jesus Christ Superstar it's gone!! But I have reason to believe there will be a snow day on Monday or Tuesday!!
Now I am going to make this a short update because I am tired and have nothing to say.
A Tale of A Gnome
AKA
A Gnome's Tale
This is the story of a Gnome named Knomie.
Once upon a time in a far away forest there lived a Gnome and his name was Knomie.
Gnomes lived in Gnominica, a magical city
And they even had an army, the Army of Gnomes
They used pitchforks and mushrooms for weapons.
Now back to Gnomie
Everyday Mr. Bunnykins would come and visit Knomie and say only a few words, and they were the same words every time.
"Who are you?"
 \Gnomie would always respond the same thing:
"My name is Knomie. Don't you know me?"
And tip his hat, and Mr. Bunnykins would leave.
Now there was several types of Gnomes, Home Gnomes, Garden Gnomes, Woodland Gnomes, Gnome Foes, Dune Gnomes, Farm Gnomes, and Siberian Gnomes
But Knomie was a Woodland Gnome
Today was a special day for Knomie, Captain of the Geezer Trial. Jezebal had killed Father TimeGnome, the wisest and craziest of all Gnomes. And today she was to hae her trial.
In the end Jezebel mauls them all over.
Knomie goes home tired and sad.
The next day as Knomie sits in his garden he realizes he wants more than being in the Geezer Trial and talking to bunnies who don't listen to him.
 "I want to explore the world!"
 Knomie's neighbors, the Buttinskiis heard this.
"What's this what's this?" Askd Melvin
"Knomie wants to move!" responded Melville
"My Word! How unwoodland Gnome like!"
"I know! He might as well be a Dune Gnome!"
"We must not let him get away with this!"
They spread the word and a whole bunch of Gnomes gathered around the home of Gnomie.
They told him that he was a disgrace to Gnomes worldwide and pleaded with him to stay for the real world is full of danger!
Knomie stood firm.
Knomie left that afternoon with dreams in his head.
On his way he ran into his old friend
Mr. Bunnykins
and for the first time ever Mr. Bunnykins talked. . .more than usual.
"Who are you?. . .And where are you going?"
"My name is Knomie, don't you know me? I am off to find a new life, I want adventure. I have dreams."
"Who are you? May I come?"
"My name is Knomie. Don't you know me? Yes, of course you may come."
And thus they set out.
They traveled far, over hill and dale and over mountain and pond.
And finally Knomie realized he had a purpose.
THE GNOME FOUNDATION:
Knomie and Mr. Bunnykins now had a mission, and from every Gnome village, no matter what kind of Gnome they got advocates to their cause. And then they would all become garden Gnomes. And take over the world!
Knomie was the leader
And as each Gnome came to help in World Domination they would ask the secret Gnome password, the new secret gnome password
"Who are you?"
And he would always respond,
"My name is Knomie. Don't you Know Me? Don't forget your hat!"
GNOME UPDATE:
The Gnomes are successful at least two in every four gardens has at least one Gnome.
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